I'm ...-complete-... Get me out of here!

Global warming, huh? I don't know, "I think... maybe"... however my calendar says that spring should start in three days... I wonder what's wrong? (Let's hope that the forecasters are - it's really annoying to look for winther jacket in the middle of March...).
Btw. from the astronomical point of view this is the longest winther in 50 years - but excuses like this should not be accepted...